Who is Behind Para-Normal Events?

Two unlikely retirees  are behind bars with some  explaining and the hoax they have perpetrated. Duluthians can rest assured when they go to sleep tonight that things are all safe in the Zenith City. Grand Rapids residents Myrtle and Carl Anderson were getting a little bored with too much time on their hands when they discovered computer programming could be fun. It turns out that Carl is quite a metal smith and Myrtle is a stickler for detail and an eye for design. The two of them set about last Friday to manipulate a couple natural formations and animate them which caused a stampede of thrill seekers and a national alert for aliens.

Water suspended on a vertical surface by Myrtle and Carl Anderson is first animation by Grand Rapids couple

Water suspended on a vertical surface by Myrtle and Carl Anderson is third animation by Grand Rapids couple to cause a stir in Duluth over Aliens

Tonight Myrtle and Carl are in the St Louis County jail awaiting local and federal prosecutors as an array of charges are filed. Ironically, most seniors are more worried about their 401K and when they will visit their grand children.  Just before the Andersons were apprehended a passerby snapped the two as they brazenly posed for a portrait. Footloose and fancy free!!!! Duluth achieved notoriety for  all the wrong reasons.  Duluth has dealt with the same ilk when they ran Jim Carlson out of Last Place on Earth. Americans just won’t tolerate hoaxters or hustlers.

Animation hoaxters Myrtle and Carl use proprietary duo glasses and tablets to fool a community and nation

Animation hoaxters Myrtle and Carl use proprietary duo glasses and tablets to fool a community and nation

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