Aliens are Here Among Us

On a recent summer day in Duluth Minnesota strollers out for a morning walk were astonished to find a miniature crop circle unlike previous discovered phenomenon. Appearing on first glance as natural elements found in the nearby woods, on closer examination, forensic expert Jon Tofte revealed the woody appearance was a facade over a kryptonite structure.

Are there Aliens among us? Intrepid glory seekers are booking hotels like this was area 51 with the belief there are.

Aliens are reinventing the wheel with Kryptonite

Aliens are reinventing the wheel with Kryptonite

For a region known more as a weekend getaway from the Twin Cities for agate hunters, Duluth is swarming with amateur Sherlock’s looking for further clues. Rod Hunter, Professor of Geology from the University of Minnesota Duluth, believes further examination of the cryptic design must be interpreted before evidence becomes corrupted by NSA teams now assembling by order of President Obama.

The AP photo below is the first such leaked that clearly shows an alien. initial reports are the photographer disappeared after messaging this photo to relatives.  Local law enforcement have issued warnings not to approach “clod” footed individuals whom may or may not have a distinct “death” odor about them.

Local Duluthian captures closeup of Alien while on morning walk

Local Duluthian captures closeup of Alien while on morning walk 

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